LET ME TUNE YOU DATE 22/12/05
A Vieome byte of news
Episode #3
Recent Head line news
John Herald
Unity day
The celebration of the unity accord signed in 1987 between the
Ndebele and the shona.
The rate of exchange
Untie Nat gave me two pounds for (christ)mas
What can I buy
budget 300000.00
Two liters of petrol
Six loaves of bread
Three beers in bar
Six beers in a store
A 2kg bag of rice and five onions
Top story
What do foggals want
This should be in the cool stories section I guess it is now
news. An assumption can be made that all foggals think alike.
Given this assumption it is safe to assume that my thoughts
will be similar to your thoughts. So in this story I want to
talk about the things I want for our community.
My brothers and sisters are you hearing me.
The six loaves of bread is just one shy of the amount it
took Yeseuh to feed the masses. I want my community to stop
feeling ashamed about who they are. I have been watching the
donate o meter at goffal dom com. I feel ashamed at the response
of our community. What are we like, failing to raise 200 dollars.
I propose that we set a new target of 2 pounds. I am ashamed
again because I feel that we wont be able to raise that.
2 pounds is all I have in this world so to gaurd us against being
an embarassment in this world. I am going to give it all so that
we can achieve the new target. I pray that someone can take the
six loaves of bread it can buy and feed us all.
Another proposal
I put forward that the 14 of January be our unity day. If we speak
with one voice the good thing is we could even claim it as a holiday
and get the day off work. " I sorry boss, but the fourteenth is like
our eed, our national braai day or bring and eat day." My brothers
and sisters are you feeling me.
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the Joy and Mack section
Angie and the Cooksisters
Wow(D). Last night we went to watch and feel the power of a group
of foggal sisters that are taking the community by storm.
The book was packed, what underground hole had all these foggals
arisen from. There were many foggals I had never seen before.
There is still aspan of us left in Zim.
Wow(D). The sisters can sing. Their voices alone changed what
was a brilliant gig into an excerllent party. Joy and I hit the
floor and did the slow dance thing to the musical instrument
which is the voice of Lyndsey.
VT guide
Thursdays Highlights
7:30 Studio 263
7:35 Studio 263
7:40 Studio 263
7:45 Studio 263
7:50 Studio 263
7:55 Studio 263
8:00 Studio 263
For the rest of the weeks viewing look and listen.
Quizz
Who is foggal
Answer: I am and so are you
The Movies
King Kong
Once you watch one digitaly enhanced film
you watched them all. It appears everything
is being remade, I guess it is like History
repeating itself. I enjoyed the King, it had
a good share of laughs, sentimental moments,
action and thrills. It is a good family
movie.
The Honey mooners
I laughed until my sides were sore. Cedric
the entertainer is like a cross between,
martin lawrence and a durk oeun. His side
kick o epps lifts the comedy to another
height. The final inclusion of The ka
portorican ouen, the dog trainer rounds
the film off to being one of the funiest
movies I seen all year.
Favourite line...
The dog trainer: I started out with nothing
and still have most of it left.
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Science
Comments Editorial
I am sorry for the gap between newsletters
I dont own a computer and have very little
access to one. Please bare with me until
time corrects the situation.
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I have now added an art section to the site
please note if you like any of the pictures
they are free for all, just right click on
the pictures and save the image as what
ever you choose. I will post some pictures
of zim soon. All the pictures will be
posted as negatives, invert the pictures
with your paint program to see the positive
side.
et le monie...
Hey its christmas I had to by presents.
