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The last Episode

2006-01-27T23:26:00.000-08:00

LET ME TUNE YOU DATE 22/01/06
A Vieome byte of news

The last Episode

Recent Head line news

What can I buy

Joy and Mack

The Movies

Editorial
As you can see the foggal times has evolved
I hope you like the new lay out.
Thanks to the universe, I now own a computer
and will now be able to update
this newsletter on a weekly basis.

The latest upgrade to the site is the braai
section and another extention to the
language page.

Newsletter3

2005-12-24T02:58:00.000-08:00

LET ME TUNE YOU DATE 22/12/05
A Vieome byte of news

Episode #3

Recent Head line news

John Herald
Unity day
The celebration of the unity accord signed in 1987 between the
Ndebele and the shona.

The rate of exchange
Untie Nat gave me two pounds for (christ)mas

What can I buy
budget 300000.00
Two liters of petrol
Six loaves of bread
Three beers in bar
Six beers in a store
A 2kg bag of rice and five onions

Top story

What do foggals want
This should be in the cool stories section I guess it is now
news. An assumption can be made that all foggals think alike.
Given this assumption it is safe to assume that my thoughts
will be similar to your thoughts. So in this story I want to
talk about the things I want for our community.

My brothers and sisters are you hearing me.
The six loaves of bread is just one shy of the amount it
took Yeseuh to feed the masses. I want my community to stop
feeling ashamed about who they are. I have been watching the
donate o meter at goffal dom com. I feel ashamed at the response
of our community. What are we like, failing to raise 200 dollars.
I propose that we set a new target of 2 pounds. I am ashamed
again because I feel that we wont be able to raise that.

2 pounds is all I have in this world so to gaurd us against being
an embarassment in this world. I am going to give it all so that
we can achieve the new target. I pray that someone can take the
six loaves of bread it can buy and feed us all.

Another proposal
I put forward that the 14 of January be our unity day. If we speak
with one voice the good thing is we could even claim it as a holiday
and get the day off work. " I sorry boss, but the fourteenth is like
our eed, our national braai day or bring and eat day." My brothers
and sisters are you feeling me.

pause...

Page 2

the Joy and Mack section

Angie and the Cooksisters
Wow(D). Last night we went to watch and feel the power of a group
of foggal sisters that are taking the community by storm.
The book was packed, what underground hole had all these foggals
arisen from. There were many foggals I had never seen before.
There is still aspan of us left in Zim.

Wow(D). The sisters can sing. Their voices alone changed what
was a brilliant gig into an excerllent party. Joy and I hit the
floor and did the slow dance thing to the musical instrument
which is the voice of Lyndsey.

VT guide

Thursdays Highlights

7:30 Studio 263
7:35 Studio 263
7:40 Studio 263
7:45 Studio 263
7:50 Studio 263
7:55 Studio 263
8:00 Studio 263

For the rest of the weeks viewing look and listen.

Quizz
Who is foggal

Answer: I am and so are you

The Movies

King Kong
Once you watch one digitaly enhanced film
you watched them all. It appears everything
is being remade, I guess it is like History
repeating itself. I enjoyed the King, it had
a good share of laughs, sentimental moments,
action and thrills. It is a good family
movie.

The Honey mooners
I laughed until my sides were sore. Cedric
the entertainer is like a cross between,
martin lawrence and a durk oeun. His side
kick o epps lifts the comedy to another
height. The final inclusion of The ka
portorican ouen, the dog trainer rounds
the film off to being one of the funiest
movies I seen all year.

Favourite line...
The dog trainer: I started out with nothing
and still have most of it left.

Page 3
Science

Comments Editorial
I am sorry for the gap between newsletters
I dont own a computer and have very little
access to one. Please bare with me until
time corrects the situation.

Copy left
I have now added an art section to the site
please note if you like any of the pictures
they are free for all, just right click on
the pictures and save the image as what
ever you choose. I will post some pictures
of zim soon. All the pictures will be
posted as negatives, invert the pictures
with your paint program to see the positive
side.

et le monie...
Hey its christmas I had to by presents.

Newsletter 2

2005-12-08T08:34:00.000-08:00

This is the foggle newsletter

LET ME TUNE YOU

DATE 1/10/05
A Vieome byte of news

Episode #2

Recent Head line news

John Herald
Six billion scaled in the largest robbery yet

The rate of exchange
Untie Nat two pounds in total.

What can I buy
budget 240 000.00
Two and a half liters of petrol
Seven and a half loaves of bread
Four beers in bar
Seven beers in a store
A bag of rice five tomatoes five onions

the Joy and Mack section

I need a dorp of waterThe only thing worse then watching paint dry is waiting for
a water cut to end. We was up at six in the a.m hoping to catch an early mornin bath
before going to our under paying jobs. When we got there to the bathroom, the one with a wall that needs painting, the water was in no supply. We both settled for turkish baths, a little
warm water in a bucket.

There are some people claiming that they get sick after drinking tap
water, so have resorted to boiling or filtering their water. If the system can handle a stiff shot then we say it can handle, the funny smelling liquid called water.

VT guide

Mondays Highlights

7:30 Studio 263
7:35 Studio 263
7:40 Studio 263
7:45 Studio 263
7:50 Studio 263
7:55 Studio 263
8:00 Studio 263

For the rest of the weeks viewing see mondays highlights.

Quizz

Who is Edgar Langveld?_

Answer: He is the first and only foggle comedian. The only discription for
his performance is *bad. His hifa performance was the zim equivalent of Eddies M..... delerious.( Heavy stuff)

The Movies
(here critic of movies)

This week I could not afford to hit the scope house, so I can not offer a critic. I will however comment on the state of the movies houses. Apart from the smoking and talking, they
are not that bad. We have all that digital surround stuff, and you can still get popcorn, and expensive tong(bill).

results of studie to be posted later. Here link to How to become a foggle.

Comments Editorial
This news letter will evolve over time.

Copy left
Please note this is my contributions to those of the same culture as
me. And anyone of those foggleuse speaking people have the right to
use this document in anyway shape or form, that they choose.

et le monie
Sometime an Ouen needs a dorp.

For the next copie of let me tune you I apologise but you will have to
chill a while...

Newsletter 1

2005-12-08T08:25:00.000-08:00

This is the foggle newsletter

LET ME TUNE YOU
DATE 13/08/05
A Vieome byte of news

Recent Head line news

John Herald
Inflation at its highest

The rate of exchange
This one oqueen Untie Nat out of the blue gave me some cheddar,
two pounds in total.

What can I buy
budget 100 000.00
Two liters of petrol
Six and a half loaves of bread
three beers in bar
Five beers in a store
A bag of rice five tomatoes five onions

A question
What do you think I should score? Well I will tell you later
what I spend the mulah, blurk, cubs, kytes, on.

Top story
Foggles find unity
There is nothing to report on this subject

Page 2
the Joy and Mack section

Tsunami strikes Miz
Brother scorza was touched by the wave, yah that little cabin he ankered in at the back of OJons aunties cabin, its gone aysh, it was another item.Tragegy brings us together. I have to add it was kinda fun breaking it down, even the lighties were helping. Of course our hearts were sore for the foggle called scorza, but it was him cracking most of the jokes. The one I like best was after we had done our bashing, and we were now in the position to sit and look at the carnage that was a pile of rubble, Then O Scorza reckons " I am serious oeuns, I was syponine petrol(1 US) yesterday, and I swallowed aspan. Then last night, my gut was in a funny mood, I felt something inside me, something that was not paying rent, so I let out this tarf and the cabin just fell apart."

VT guide

Mondays Highlights

8:00 News
8:05 News
8:10 News
8:15 News
8:20 News
8:25 News
9:00 Finish

For the rest of the weeks viewing see mondays highlights.

Target
how many foggle words can you make from the letters below

DUI
TTO
SOK

Two words very good
One word good
No words average
Answer in the next Let me tune you

Quizz
Who is George Rollo

Answer: He is the foggle that tore the net in a football game
(arcadia Vs Dynamos)

The Movies

Madagascar
The zebra

(here critic of movies)

Page 3

Science
In the begining there was Van Reebyk then came the coloured, out of the
coloured came the Goffle, from the Goffle emerged the foggle. Social
Scientests who have being conducting studies on foggle culture... results of studie to be posted later. Here link to How to become a foggle.

Comments Editorial
This news letter will evolve over time.

et le monie
Well I did think it might be a good idea to buy the petrol, cause you
check what I will do is hold on to it till the price rises then I will
flog it. But eventually I did the foggle thing, I bought the rice and went
and gave it to Untie Nat as a thank you for the money. Then she asked me
to stay for Diner, yah it was a laker brew. Thank god for the hearts our
mothers gave us.

For the next copie of let me tune you I apologise but you will have to
anker a while...

P.S the image that decorates this document is called a glider. It has some supriseing properties in a simulation call life that has facinated ha....s for many years. It mirrors the foggle mindset. In that it is a gateway to a whole new world with an intricate and complex logic of its own.

Who is Eric?